Privacy Policy

Let's see. I can make a privacy policy with a bunch of mumbo jumbo and legalistic jargon that it would take a team of lawyers to decipher. Or, keeping true to form, I can write one you understand. I choose the latter. Here I go…

Browsing the website

Any personal information you provide to ilovecda.com (including your name, address, telephone number and email address) will not be released, sold, or rented to any entities or individuals outside of ilovecda.com. We do keep this information as a means to enhance your experience on the site, but we don't sell it and we don't send spam.

Clear? Let's go on…

Advertising on ilovecda.com

If you are interested in advertising on ilovecda.com, you are giving us permission to contact you about advertising on ilovecda.com. Also, you are giving us permission to collect funds (greenbacks, Benjamins, coin, moolah, cheddar, aka: MONEY) to pay for it. Furthermore, you are giving us permission to contact you by email, snail mail, phone, fax, smoke signals (aka: any means possible) if we need to. Simple. If you don't pay, you don't advertise.

Shall I continue…

Use of cookies

No, not the delectable Girl Scout kind of cookies. Online cookies. Confused? Let me help…

Forms and other areas of our website may use cookies. Cookies are small files of data that reside on your computer and allow ilovecda.com to recognize you as a previous visitor of our website. ilovecda.com may use cookies to populate frequently used forms or to provide you with other customized viewing options for your convenience. ilovecda.com uses cookies to maintain a personalized experience throughout the website.

Ouch. That sounded an awful like legal-speak to me. Moving on…

Use of affiliate links

From time to time ilovecda.com will post affiliate links for online advertisers. ilovecda.com gets paid if you click on the link and make a purchase. The Federal government wants me to tell you this. Don't know why. Hollywood has been getting away with it for years…

"Excuse me, who are you wearing on this wonderful evening here on the red carpet at the 35th Annual Academy Awards sponsored by Pepsi?"

"Thanks for asking, Ryan Seacrest, host of American Idol (airing on Fox every Wednesday & Thursday night from 8/7c). This beautiful blue gown is from a very old friend of mine, Oscar de la Renta. The 15,000 carat diamond earrings are Tacori and the shoes are from my very, very good friend Mr. Jimmy Choo."

But, it is what it is and I have to tell you about it. Know one thing, I am an internet marketing manager by profession and am online almost 24 hours a day. I'm pretty good at picking out a scam when I see one. I only post links to reputable companies whose product and/or services I believe in.

Done. Next…

Product reviews and giveaways

Every once in a while ilovecda.com will host a giveaway. Some I am paid for. Others, not so much. Either way, I don't hide how I feel about a product I am asked to promote or review. Ask some former co-workers of mine, I'm bold honest. It's a gift.

Knowing that, if you enter a contest for a giveaway, I will always ask for a means to contact you. Because, let's face it, I HAVE TO CONTACT YOU IF YOU WIN. Duh.

If you're an advertiser, I will give you a chance to correct any product/situation/customer experience before I post anything negative. Be forewarned, however, I will not hide anything from my readers. Good. Bad. Ugly. My readers value me because of my good opinion. I shall not let them down.

That's it. You've now got the whole skinny.